Chaos Theory

House of Reps rejects 700 billion dollar bailout plan...

Democrats blame Republicans for not gathering enough support...

GOP claims Nancy Pelosi is responsible, because of her...wait for it... SPEECH!!!! (Surely WTF moment of the day)...

Obama says, "Keep calm, the bill will pass" ....

Mccain says, "These partisan politics by obama and the democrats is why the bill did not pass"....

Asif Zardari has fatwa on his own name for flattering Palin.....

DOW falls 700 points...

CBS has more footage of the Palin interview which is even more damaging, if thats possible... (http://interviewpalin.com/)

Somalian Pirate Ship Surrounded By US Navy For Fear That Arms Onboard May Fall "Into The Wrong Hands"...

All or some of above mentioned may or may not be related. Let the world rest in peace!

(Via inputs from our sources all over the world, especially Praveen)

Turtle post and Sarah Palin

Originally I intended to put up this post with some links that incompetent, unaware Sarah Palin as VP pick is, and not to mention stupid, idiot that she already is, but now there are just infinite of them,so go to the internets and take your ownn pick, I'll just put up, what might be a little summary

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle .You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."

(Via Praveen)

I'm gonna fly

As my Miyazaki craze refuses to die down, I am going one after another on all Miyazaki movies, so after Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the valley of the wind, Howl's moving castle, Castle in the sky, today was turn of Kiki's deliver service and needless to say I loved it! It may not be Miyazaki's best of works, but after all it's Miyazaki creation. As of now, I am thinking of doing a detailed post on Miyazaki's movies, and hope it WILL come some day, but till then I'll leave you with this beautiful song from Kiki's deliver service

I'M GONNA FLY...

One day the whole world looks like an open page.
And you've been dancing as fast as you can,
With a smile on your face.

Then the Earth and the sky they open together,
And carry me away as light as a feather.
Chase the clouds from the ground in the big blue sky.
Don't wanna watch it all go by, so I'm gonna fly.
Higher than I ever could.

Feel the wind blow through my hair,
Feel the sun dance with the moon.
And my feet can't stay on the ground any longer,
With every leap of faith I feel a little stronger.
Wanna swing from a star in the big blue sky.
Don't wanna watch it all go by,

** So I'm gonna fly.

** And see for myself what it looks like from up there.
** And taste the star dust in my mouth,
** Chase the clouds until they disappear.

** And if I can make just one life better,
** Bring a smile to your face when you're under the weather,
** Then I'm feelin' like I've finally found my home.
** I'll plant the seeds and watch them grow.
** And I'm gonna fly.

** Fly. Fly. Fly.
** Higher than I ever, ever could.

I'm gonna fly.
I'm gonna fly.
Higher than I ever, ever could.

Here is the video

Fiction : Harry Potter and Closet of Fire

This is a fan-fic dedicated to morons at Rediff and everywhere else.

(Somewhere in the middle of the sixth book, Harry Potter and the half blood prince)

Harry was about to go to spiral downstairs then monster rose inside his heart and he halted.

"Yes Harry?" asked Dumbledore

"Professor Dumbledore .. err.. may I ask you something?"

"Go right ahead" said Dumbledore smilingly.

"Professor err.. did you ever err.. did you like any girl?"

To this Dumbledore paused for a moment then gave sheepish smile. The Dumbledore rose from his seat and gestured his wand towards thin air and conjured letters out of thin air, which read "Albus Dumbledore" and soon they re-arranged themselves into "Male bods rule, dude"

Harry slipped into shock for a moment and forced a grin on his face and started his movement towards downstairs. He could not decide what exactly what he was feeling at that moment, but he was certain that he saw nostalgic expression on Dumbledore's countenance...